ABOUT ME IN TEN THINGS I HAVE DONE.
I MADE America cry on Thanksgiving.
I reminded America that all innovations in this country ARE powered by pizza.
I moved the White House for a Vacation Equality Law.
I helped a billion people learn to use maps on their phones.
I tried to start a revolution but failed. 
I made books that inspired people to read books.
I GOT people to think of life outside the Amazon boxes.
I turned a WWE chair into a phone.
I am turning New York Walls into screen prints.
I am chronicling THE end of human civilization.
AND…
I am trying to send assholes to mars.